'Elvis Monkey' Has a Michael Jackson Nose

Great strides in the field of anthropomorphically amusing animals: Among 208 new species discovered in the Mekong River region of Southeast Asia is an "Elvis monkey" that "looks like it wears a pompadour." The Elvis monkey has no nose (Michael Jackson monkey?) and lives in the Himalayan forests of Myanmar, a World Wildlife Fund report explains:

'Elvis Monkey' Has a Michael Jackson Nose

Locals claim that the black and white monkey is very easy to find when it is raining because the monkeys often get rainwater in their upturned noses causing them to sneeze. To avoid this evolutionary inconvenience, snub-nosed monkeys spend rainy days sitting with their heads tucked between their knees.

Other discoveries include a "gherkin fish," a "psychedelic gecko," and the realization that cute animal names make journalists ten times more likely to write about any given scientific discovery. [Reuters, AP, WWF, images via WWF handout]