Chads Are the New Bros

Many years from now, when you've settled down with a nice girl and stopped drinking the beer and being rowdy with the fellas and harassing bitches (but only the ones who wanted it), your young daughter, who was just perusing some old historical documents, will come to you and ask, with childlike wonder: "Daddy? What's a bro?"

And you will say, "That's what they used to call chads, baby."

And your daughter will say, "Oh okay, ugh. Fucking chads."

Congratulations, America. Chads are the new bros. Let us never speak of this again.

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