Hey everyone, Facebook just rolled out their new Timeline update to everyone. Better go clean up your Facebook past, because pretty soon it's going to be shoved in your face. What, you thought you were actually work today?
Although if your Facebook past is anything like mine, it's just a bunch of dumb one-liners and photos of the back of your head from college parties. Anyway, go to www.facebook.com/about/timeline and check it out, or just wait for it to come to you automatically in a few weeks/months. With an infinite scrollback and big, pretty pictures, Facebook's Timeline aims to encapsulate your entire life, or at least your entire life after you joined Facebook—and, honestly, did anything you do before Facebook existed even count?