Britney Spears is engaged to a normal (though how normal could he be, really?) named Jason Trawick. According to TMZ, Jason was poised to pop the question tonight, but after a mysterious status update cropped up on Le Spears' Facebook wall earlier this afternoon, it would appear that the engagement took place last night.
After dating her former agent and David Foster Wallace lookalike for over a year, it seems Brit Brit just couldn't wait to let the cat out of the bag. According to her Facebook profile:
OMG. Last night Jason surprised me with the one gift I've been waiting for. Can't wait to show you! SO SO SO excited!!!! Xxo
So there you have it. Here's to hoping that Britney's fantasy finally becomes a reality. You get your woodsman, sista!
[TMZ, Image via AP]