Africa Is Infested With ChristiansS

Christians: where are they hiding these days? There are two billion of the cocksuckers floating around out there. But Richard Dawkins' constant haranguing at various cocktail parties has finally managed to run them out of Europe. From a Pew Center report:

Although Europe and the Americas still are home to a majority of the world's Christians (63%), that share is much lower than it was in 1910 (93%). And the proportion of Europeans and Americans who are Christian has dropped from 95% in 1910 to 76% in 2010 in Europe as a whole

So long story short, Christians have converted millions upon millions of people in sub-Saharan Africa and, to a lesser extent, Asia, by attacking them and biting them, at which point they are "resurrected" "in Christ," the light in their eyes replaced with a vacant look, their voices replaced with guttural moans of long-forgotten Gregorian chants, wandering their land voraciously searching for "the blood of Christ."

If you see them coming, run.

[via Pew Research Center]