Which Real Housewife Is a Hooker?

This former Real Housewife pays for her drugs by selling sex. This actor was a junkie, this actor is obsessed with porn, Courtney Stodden turned down this reality star for a threeway, and this comedian/stoner hired someone to do his Christmas shopping. We all have our vices.

1. "This former Real Housewives star has turned to escorting to pay her bills and her burgeoning drug habit." [CDaN]

2. "Which A-list actor smoked heroin with his then-ac­tress/girlfriend in the early '90s before he became super famous? Now he's tied down with a brood of kids and doesn't touch the hard stuff. But the handsome hunk still likes to relax with his much-loved marijuana!" [National Enquirer]

3. "Which Oscar winner keeps a stash of porn flicks in his trailer when he's filming and invites his co-stars to watch them with him during shooting breaks? The legendary tough guy is almost 70 and married—but that hasn't slowed this fella's libido one bit!" [National Enquirer]

4. "This female two time former reality star who was married to another reality star/actor recently offered her services to Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden saying that she would make a great third to their 'relationship.' They turned her down." [CDaN]

5. "Which Hollywood leading man pays a personal shopper $1,500 a day to buy his holiday gifts while he stays home watch­ing reality TV and smoking weed? The in-demand funnyman—whose public battle with depression once made headlines—avoids the TinselTown glitter while he makes one hit film after another." [National Enquirer]

6. "He's a young actor whose biggest role didn't propel him into stardom, despite his talent. She is an actress who gets more attention than she should, despite her lack of talent. Neither of them thinks they are getting enough attention, so what better way to grab some headlines than a fake controversy? Let's pretend that she is hooking up with one of his costars behind his back! Normally, a love triangle among three attractive up-and-comers would create lots of drama. This one should produce a lot of eye-rolling. Next time they should select a third who isn't quite so gay. And if the girl is so desperate for attention, she should consider taking lessons from one of her relatives who rose to the top by sleeping her way through Hollywood." [Blind Gossip]

7. "This A list actor is married to a woman (not famous) that he has children with. This year, he found out she once had a child that she gave up for adoption before they had met. It was a secret that was eating at her for years. The actor privately researched the child's whereabouts and donated an anonymous sum of money to the agency that dealt with the adoption, and set up a trust in the child's name for college." [BuzzFoto]

8. "This 40-something actress is half of one of Hollywood's longest-married and well-liked couples, but she's been seen out and about with her male pals—and without her wedding ring. Like her better half, the talented Emmy winner got her start on a daytime soap. Can you name her?" [National Enquirer]

9. "This a-hole R&B singer is stepping out on his current girlfriend. Hopefully she does not confront him about it." [CDaN]

10. "His long-running, critically acclaimed series has ended, but this Emmy winner is still whining to anyone who will listen about it being over. The smarmy star feels it was his best role ever, and he's a nervous wreck, fearing his career is all downhill from here! Who is he?" [National Enquirer]