All the Warm Weather Celebrity Vacations You're Not on Right Now

All of us working stiffs who have to report to the office on this slowest week of the year hate those people who are on vacation this week, right? And who could we hate more than celebrities, who are on vacation every damn day of the year? Well, here they are rubbing our noses in their beach vacations and lives of luxury. What assholes. Let's make fun of them, shall we?

Let's start with Jon Bon Jovi, in St. Bart's. He gives board shorts a bad name.

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All the Warm Weather Celebrity Vacations You're Not on Right Now

Here is model Lauren Lauren (nee Bush) and her husband David Lauren (ne Lifshitz) on the beach in St. Bart's. Ugh, dynasties.

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All the Warm Weather Celebrity Vacations You're Not on Right Now

Apparently Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone aren't as broken up as we thought. Maybe they're just friends? Well, by the looks of those stomachs, they've both certainly broken up with carbs.

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All the Warm Weather Celebrity Vacations You're Not on Right Now

Marc Jacobs and former fiance Lorenzo Martone stopped on the beach in St. Bart's to hang out with Rachel Zoe and her favorite accessory. She likes her kid too, I guess, but those sunglasses... Werq!

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All the Warm Weather Celebrity Vacations You're Not on Right Now

Misha Barton is looking good! I don't know that we should give her a job or anything, but its nice to see that she's doing well.

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All the Warm Weather Celebrity Vacations You're Not on Right Now

I hate Naomi Campbell because she has a hot billionaire boyfriend and I don't. There, I said it.

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All the Warm Weather Celebrity Vacations You're Not on Right Now

Russell Simmons goes for a jog on St. Bart's while his ex Kimora Lee and her husband Djimon Hounsou take a walk on the beach. It's a small island for all those Simmonses.

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All the Warm Weather Celebrity Vacations You're Not on Right Now

Simon Cowell films a commerical for Manx, his new line of "man Spanx."

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All the Warm Weather Celebrity Vacations You're Not on Right Now

Stephanie Seymour and macrame: two things your mom really loved back in the day.

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All the Warm Weather Celebrity Vacations You're Not on Right Now

Yeah, lady, we think the same thing when we see Zach Braff.

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All the Warm Weather Celebrity Vacations You're Not on Right Now

Zoe Kravitz had to get Penn Badgley in the water just so she could look him in the eye again.

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