Today on Franzia Presents Today, Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb were talking about what life was like before Hoda met her boyfriend Jay and Kathie Lee referred to the time as "Before Jay. BJ." I'm blushing for you, Hoda.

Of course Hoda, who is trying to keep a new boyfriend so is familiar with the initials, knew immediately what Kathie Lee said and tried to hide under a New Year's Eve hat and started whistling the Funship Cruise jingle. Kathie Lee, like your clueless drunk aunt, kept saying, "What did I say?" This is just as bad as the time when my mother told me about her favorite new flower, the "golden shower." That was a rough conversation.

But the real loser in all this is Kathie Lee's husband Frank. Poor, poor Frank.