"Girl, 7, Gets £7,000 Liposuction Voucher for Christmas from ‘Human Barbie' Mum," The Daily Mail reports.
"A seven-year-old who received a voucher for a boob job on her last birthday has received yet another inappropriate gift from her surgery-obsessed mother: A £7,000 voucher for liposuction.
Alternate headline: "Mum, 51, Gets So Much Attention Every Time She Emotionally Abuses Daughter."
Little Poppy Burge received the gift in her Christmas stocking after her mother, a 51-year-old plastic surgery addict known as The Human Barbie, decided it would 'come in handy.'
'I put the voucher in her stocking—there's nothing wrong with that,' she said.
'She asks for surgery all the time. She wants to look good and lipo is one of those procedures that will always come in handy.'"
It's a vicious cycle: To afford all this plastic surgery for her daughter, The Human Barbie must sell stories about herself promising plastic surgery to her daughter. It's like Aesop teamed up with TLC to make a morality play about the debt crisis. [Daily Mail, image via Closer]