Demi Moore to Play Gloria Steinem in Highly Anticipated Blow Job Movie

Forthcoming Linda Lovelace biopic Lovelace has the most strangely star-studded cast since Bobby: In addition to blue-eyed blonde Amanda Seyfried in the title role as the brown-eyed brunette porn star, Demi Moore will portray Gloria Steinem and James Franco is rumored to be closing in on a cameo as Hugh Hefner.

O.C. star Adam Brody has signed on as Deep Throat recipient Harry Reems. Sharon Stone, Hank Azaria, Peter Sarsgaard, Chris Noth, Eric Roberts, Juno Temple, and the creepy/sexy kid from America Beauty will also be in this movie, which apparently exists solely to help you win at "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon." (Get to him from Demi Moore via A Few Good Men, or Chris Noth via forgotten Zellweger vehicle My One and Only.)

Between this and Lovelace doppel-movie Inferno, expect an exhausting season of A-listers giving non-stop interviews about blowjobs when these movies hit theaters. [Reuters, Advocate, 1984 image of Steinem, current image of Moore via Getty]