Facebook Finally Acknowledges Existence of Unfortunately-Named Town of Effin

Facebook has finally allowed the residents of the Irish town of Effin to list the place as their hometown, after months of blocking it for being "offensive". You know, 'cause "effin" sounds like the F-word, and Facebook's sensitive servers might blow up if even a hint of coarseness brushes their fiber optics.

Now we'll see how long it takes to get Muthereffer, Germany on the Facebook map.