'Cassady Nippleson,' the Best Offensive Fast-Food Receipt Yet

We've been writing all day about racist fast food receipts. But how could we forget sexist fast food receipts, too? Reader Diane writes:

I don't have a funny story behind this photo..... My friend ordered pizza and the name on the box had her correct first name, but Nippleson as her last name. Nowhere near her correct last name of [REDACTED, BUT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T SOUND ANYTHING LIKE NIPPLESON]. I can only assume that her huge tits didn't go unnoticed last time she went in to pick up her pizza.

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