On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert spoke passionately about his love for Rick Santorum and took great offense to the way the media has been portraying Santorum's supposed "black people" tongue slip. Colbert is just as sure that Santorum didn't say "black" as is he is in Santorum's belief that a father in jail is better than two lesbian moms. Because when it comes to parenting, Rosie O'Donnell is clearly eclipsed by Charles Manson.

[Colbert Nation]