Children of the Romneys: A Horror Movie by Tagg Romney

With "nothing left to do" on the campaign trail, the Romneys went to the movies this afternoon, where Tagg demonstrated the worst way for a pale-eyed family to pose for a picture: In a dim theater in front of a camera with a flash, which will turn all of their perfect blue eyes into glowing orbs of horror.

There's a metaphor to be made about Romney's meticulously choreographed campaign and a family of deer frozen in headlights but I can't quite bring myself to put it together. It's awkward and there are children involved. This is your fault, Tagg. [@TRomney]