Please Welcome Our First Weekend Audition: Taylor Berman

Hey Gawker readers,

I'm Taylor. Basic stuff: I live in NYC, where I intern at a magazine and do freelance work for medical journals. I'm excited to write for the site this weekend and not at all nervous. Nope. But really, I was supposed to move this weekend but pushed it back two days just so I'd have time to write for y'all. So remember that when you're relentlessly mocking me. Take a second to recall that I'm homeless for another two days because of you. Then go back to talking shit and complaining about the end of Gawker. See you tomorrow!