Notorious Dave Matthews Band fan John Edwards reportedly has some sort of heart condition, one so serious that he was able to get a sick note from his doctor that successfully delayed the former Senator's court case for felony criminal corruption charges. Now far be it from me to accuse a millionaire former trial lawyer, who cheated on his then-dying wife with a woman he allegedly (and illegally) paid with campaign money and with whom he certainly fathered a child, of being dishonest and creating an ailment to avoid going to prison. No, I would never do that. Get well soon, John.

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