Nightmare Vagina Trend: Luxury Merkins Made of Fur

Real Housewives of New York's Cindy Barshop's Completely Bare body waxing salon has come up with the most trivial* use for the fur industry in all of history: "the Foxy Bikini, in which the bikini line is waxed bare and replaced with a pubic wig made from real fox fur." It costs $225, comes in multiple artificial neon hues, and looks like nightmare porno from the id of Dr. Seuss. I hereby dub this monstrous device "furkin." [TMZ]

* The second most trivial use for the fur industry in all of history was J.Lo's fur eyelash trend, which was actually kind of cool-looking. Stupid, but cool-looking. Just like the jocks you had crushes on in high school.