Cue The Sad Smooth-Jazz Saxophone: Kenny G's Marriage Is KaputS

Mr. G's wife decides that 20 years of marriage was enough, according to TMZ. "The last few years I felt like I was trapped in a St. Petersburg hotel elevator from 1989 ," I wish his wife told TMZ. Unfortunately, she did not. Those females interested in snagging the newly single Mr. G should inquire about his upcoming Alaskan Cruise for a chance to spend some quality time with him, possibly even an igloo orgy. [photo: Ask Men]