Boy Sues School Newspaper for Illustrating STD Article with His Face

Your daily reminder that teenagers are monsters: An 18-year-old Kenny Clements is suing his high school newspaper for using a photo of his face to illustrate a factually dubious article about STDs. ("Two-thirds of the U.S. population under the age of 22 has an STD"? Need source, Diana Santacruz.)

Kenny's lawyer recommends that the Reagan High School Advocate use an indiscriminate stock photo next time: "I know that for my website I used a stock photo of a hot woman with a phone headpiece." And now you've had your daily reminder that adults are doofuses, too. [Miami New Times]