Click Here to See Rick Santorum's Cock Shot

The day is waning. My fingers are tired. Is there any way left for me to artificially pump web traffic to my posts, so I can vanquish Brian Moylan in the Great Gawker Traffic Whoring Contest of 2012? What compelling image could I possibly acquire that would generate more interest than Juliette Lewis' doppelganger in a hardcore sex pose with Terry Richardson? Long is the hour of my desperation. Deep is my desire to win.

Traffic whoring: It changes you.

[Image of Rick Santorum shooting a pheasant cock (that's what male pheasants are called) via the Associated Press]