Behold, the Most Obnoxious Christmas Letter Ever

What does it take to be the most obnoxious Christmas letter ever? An unbelievable level of smugness, yes, but also bragging about "a meal that costs the same as a Nissan Sentra," probably. From the tipster who sent this in:

Attached are both sides to a Christmas letter that my family received from a British family of means. Apparently, this letter was sent out to over 500 families. You'd think they'd be a little more careful about not offending people or making themselves look like pretentious @holes.

Please have a look, I think the people need to see this! Literally everyone who I've shown it to has a visceral reaction...