Before Rehab, Demi Moore Was Pounding Red Bulls at Miley Cyrus' Penis Cake PartyS

Depending on your perspective, Demi Moore had either the most destructive or the most ambitious January in the history of 49-year-olds. Not everyone can pack a penis cake party and a whip-its-related overdose into a single month. But not everyone is Demi.

TMZ reports that, two weeks before the 911 call that led to a rehab stint, Moore was "drinking Red Bull all night" and "kickin' it in the VIP section" along with her daughter Rumer and Rumer's friends at Miley Cyrus' boyfriend's penis-themed birthday party. (Demi may or may not have supplied the whipped cream.) She and Rumer were also seen "clubbing" in Hollywood a few days later.

How did we not learn of this sooner, America? Please make a mental note: A 49-year-old's attendance at a 21-year-old's penis cake party does not bode well for said 49-year-old's future. Ever.

[TMZ, Image via Getty & TMZ]