This just in: According to Blake Lively, Blake Lively has never been on a date, ever.
This is sad, isn't it? Let's have a brief pity party for Blake Lively, who has been seen with but not in fact gone on a date with the likes of Penn Badgley, Leonardo Dicaprio, and Ryan Reynolds—OK, Blake Lively pity party over!
The admission's out of Elle's March issue, which features Lively on the cover:
I've never gone on a date… If I've ever had a man in my life, it's because I know him well, and he really means something to me. I don't take that stuff lightly. I'd rather be by myself than be spending any time or energy on somebody that I didn't feel sure about.
So who wants to take this lady on her first date ever? She says she'd love to have "a few girls" or "trannies" one day so that she can share her shoes and bags with them, which is both a sweet and weird sentiment. But first you have to win her heart. A tip, gentlemen, straight from the source:
I had a few strangers hit on me! Some guy acted like he liked my hat. Another guy acted like he liked my shoes! They're staring at your derrière, saying, "Hey, I really like your hat." Come on, dude!
Got it? If you're staring at Blake Lively's ass, just be honest about it.