Hi, guys,

I'm Molly Fitzpatrick. I interned for Gawker back in the summer of 2010, when I wrote about Lindsay Lohan's probation hearing and incarceration. This, incidentally, qualifies me to practice law in the state of California. I'm very excited to have the chance to contribute to Gawker again, and on a personal note, I've missed polishing Brian Moylan's extensive collection of mustache combs.

I'm currently studying in the UK, land of fish, chips, and the Prime Meridian, so I'm taking a later shift for a spin. I'll be here until 7:30 a.m. EST/12:30 p.m. GMT. That's right: I live in the future. (So far, so good.)


So—early risers, insomniacs, Pippa Middleton—let's do this thing.

High fives all around,