The Non Sports Fan's Guide to Maybe Enjoying the Super Bowl

You have no idea what's going on, do you? It's fine. There's a football game on, basically, and you're going to have a great time getting drunk and watching it. (There are a few more details.) Read more »

Super Bowl Recipes for the Already Drunk

It's 5 p.m. and you have 10 friends coming over for the game in an hour. Oh, and you're drunk. Here's what to make. Read more »

A List of Things to Say to Sound as if You Understand the Super Bowl, Dummy

It's OK, you're not dumb; you're just interested in other things. But if you want to fake it, you can. Just say "holding!" a lot. Read more »

Things to Do Other Than Watch the Super Bowl

Approximately 100 million heathens are on their fat asses with a beer in one hand, the remote in the other, and tortilla chip crumbs all over their shirt. It's the perfect day to get out of the house. Read more »