The Non Sports Fan's Guide to Maybe Enjoying the Super Bowl

The Non Sports Fan's Guide to Maybe Enjoying the Super Bowl

You have no idea what's going on, do you? It's fine. There's a football game on, basically, and you're going to have a great time getting drunk and watching it. (There are a few more details.) Read more »

The Non Sports Fan's Guide to Maybe Enjoying the Super Bowl

Super Bowl Recipes for the Already Drunk

It's 5 p.m. and you have 10 friends coming over for the game in an hour. Oh, and you're drunk. Here's what to make. Read more »

The Non Sports Fan's Guide to Maybe Enjoying the Super Bowl

A List of Things to Say to Sound as if You Understand the Super Bowl, Dummy

It's OK, you're not dumb; you're just interested in other things. But if you want to fake it, you can. Just say "holding!" a lot. Read more »

The Non Sports Fan's Guide to Maybe Enjoying the Super Bowl

Things to Do Other Than Watch the Super Bowl

Approximately 100 million heathens are on their fat asses with a beer in one hand, the remote in the other, and tortilla chip crumbs all over their shirt. It's the perfect day to get out of the house. Read more »