The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

Stories about hackers are notoriously difficult to illustrate. In fact, there is one hacker so elusive that only two images of him exist in all the internet, despite the fact that he is the most prolific internet hacker of all time. Now introducing: The Shadowy, One-Handed Hacker of Death.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

He is a spy.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

He is a sextortionist.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

He is a sex offender.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

He is gay.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

He commands a zombie army.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

He is a struggling web marketer.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

He is inside Anonymous' secret war room.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

He sends shameful emails about global warming.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

He is an "online predator who targets disabled men" in a self-published bodice-ripping crime novel.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

He has questions about servicios de una botnet.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

He killed privacy.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

He might be from Saskatchewan.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

He gefährdens with the door open, and doesn't even apologize.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

You can ask him anything.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

He gives to charity.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

He seeks revenge.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

He targets Arab nations.

The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed ShadowS

He did it for the LULZ.


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