Media Fears Macaulay Culkin Possibly Dying, Not Shaving

Culkin, 31, best known for his child-acting work in Home Alone was photographed in New York City and America's entertainment media publications have staged an online intervention.

"Gaunt" — Entertainment Tonight

"Shockingly Thin" — Fox News

"Worryingly Thin" — Contact Music

"Extremely Skeletal" —Ology

"Slightly Thinner" — Hypervocal

"Extremely Thin, Old" — International Business Times

Alas:

"In Good Health" — Rep

[Image via ET]