Zooey Deschanel Did Not Win a Beauty PageantS

Overemphatic stage wink Zooey Deschanel once entered a beauty pageant, but didn't think it was "cool."

This has been "Zooey Wowee," a feature intended to keep Gawker readers up to date with the comings and goings of Zooey Deschanel. Zooey Wowee logo by Jim Cooke. Image via Getty.