A List of Things Zooey Deschanel Has Been Called on This Website

Overemphatic stage wink
Melted-bead craft project
Lisa Frank needlepoint
Sentient glitter cloud
Over-iced Funfetti cupcake
Living Pinterest board
Probable Yelp reviewer
Novelty ukulele tune
Possessed Anthropologie mannequin
Animated Hipstamatic photograph
Crocheted Etsy woman
Living dog sweater
Bambi's rabbit friend
Hipster labradoodle
Satchel of fairy dust

[Zooey's Index image by Jim Cooke]