HOLY SHIT CRAZED SEA LION ALMOST SWALLOWS SHAKIRAS

You're like, 'what?!' And I'm telling you, yes, that the singer best known for hips prone to truth-telling was attacked by a sea lion who thought her Blackberry was a fish and almost mauled her.

Shakira spoke about the attack two days ago on Twitter but it's just reached our shores today because you can't let Shakira getting attacked by a fucking sea lion steal Whitney's death's thunder. That's a guess. [PHOTO: Shakira's Facebook]