I continue to be fascinated with the way that Vinny and DJ Paulie Devoted keep classifying their relationship in terms of a romance. They behave like an old married couple, teasing and taunting each other as well as displaying their affection. They even joke about having sex with one another. It's just so damn sweet. In my mind, I like to pretend like this is real. That they are an actual couple that is young and in love and making a life for themselves in the crazy world of Seaside Heights.

But as we have continuously explored, they don't have an actual sexual relationship, but a platonic one. However, as guidos, they don't know how to express their affection other than sexually, so the terms and methods they use are similar to the courtship rituals that guidos use on guidettes in the wild. While they might actually end up happy with their own respective women somewhere in the future, I like to imagine that, in their old age, when their wives are gone, Vinny and DJ Paulie Decrepit move in together and share their golden years with their one true loves: each other.