The Confession of a Hollywood Murderer and Other Ways In Which Our Inbox Became Your Diary This Week

In this week's mailbag roundup, we heard the defense of Chris Brown, saw some art that resembles (?) Nick Denton, and stood in as former Komen VP Karen Handel for one confused emailer. Read below for this week's batch of hate mail:

Chris Brown's Not So Bad, He's Just a Kid Who Make Mistakes

How do [Chris Brown's balls] taste? He was a teenager, and people can make mistakes. Rihanna fucking sucks and was a headcase too.

Just because you don't understand what it's like to come up to fast doesn't mean he and she can't learn from it. Everyone has moved on from this because it's acknowledged that kids make mistakes.
I imagine your not getting hit on enough.

Chris Brown Is the Next Charlie Sheen Warlock?

I am just as tired of hearing about Chris Brown as the next person. I, however, am tired of hearing about the hatred of him. Now, domestic violence isn't condoned by me, but good fucking goodness, everyone needs to let it go! I never hear anyone report of his good deeds, thus we don't know if he ever has. I think he'd actually fade away into existance if everyone stopped reporting on every little move he makes. Think about how Charlie Sheen was accussed of hitting his wife in Colorado, time went he did drugs, became a warlock & then people stopped reporting on his behaviors. Where is he now?

The Zodiac is Loud

I AM THE MURDERER OF THE MAN WHOSE HEAD WAS FOUND IN HOLLYWOOD AT THE SIGN. YES I PUT HIM THERE IN HOPES THAT NO ONE WOULD FIND HIM BUT THEY DID. I DON'T REGRET IT AND THE POLICE AINT GONNA DO NOTHING ABOUT IT FOR REAL SO THEY NEED TO QUIT TRYING.

Santo Nick Denton del Infierno

just noticed that one of my husband's santos statues looks just like Nick Denton...

The Confession of a Hollywood Murderer and Other Ways In Which Our Inbox Became Your Diary This Week

Free Speech For the Left Only

Hey Nolan,
Does the concept of freedom of speech only apply to the left-wing? I think that you are looking for attention
and using this as an excuse. Fortunately, as someone else commented, no one watches MSNBC anyway!

And With That, She Took Her Big Mouth Elsewhere

I could have just committed suicide in the suicide post. I guess you guys can no longer take a joke. The only reason to give a click these days is to commiserate with commenters. So I guess it is for the best. I will take my big mouth elsewhere. I will miss Brian. You've fired everyone else that I love. Brian is still on Twitter. Off to click on Atlantic Wire and Wonkette all day! Ciao!

Hamilton: a Poem

Hamilton says let's free all of those poor prisoners...because, after all, they're old.

Hamilton will also judge which displays of wealth are "ridiculous" and how big houses should be.

Hamilton is out of his fucking mind bat-shit crazy.

Gawker is jumping the shark and Hamilton just might be the one in the leather jacket.

Grow the fuck up, little boy.

No Castle? No Comment.

With all due respect,
You're point of view on the rich and how they use their money is sad. I'm not super rich or have a castle, but I don't bash philantropists because they do. It's ironic that you reference Bill Gates as one of these rich villains, right after you mentioned he has donated over 30 BILLION DOLLARS. What more do you want? Do you want him to give his big mean SUV to a poor kid in Africa? Do you want him to join PETA and throw red paint on fur wearing capitalists? Will that allow your empty liberal mind to rest? Resolution: work hard, invent something, or write a killer book and then you will have the right to tell others how to spend the money they earned. Just do anyhting besides complaining hopelessly about something you have no possible chance of controlling

Dear Karen,

I am glad you resigned. On behalf of the women in my family, we are all glad you no longer "work" on our behalf. Why? Because all of our issues, breast cancer, reproductive rights etc are not to be separated. That Planned Parenthood does not separate them is a blessing for those who use this organization's services. Please know that your anti choice belief is not mine and that our women's organizations do not want the likes of you subverting the truth: all women's health issues will not be hurt as long as we are alive!