Newt Gingrich was scheduled to speak in front of the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) yesterday, but Newt Gingrich was sleepy, because Newt Gingrich is running a very serious and totally earnest presidential campaign here.

Luckily Gingrich—who won Georgia, and only Georgia, yesterday—woke up in time for his shining moment: "I understand you have a panel," he told a packed room. "I look forward to any questions."

There was no panel, Newt. Callista's book campaign must be exhausting.

[Mediaite / ABC News]