Child Thanks Weatherman For School Visit With Delightfully Insane Letter (UPDATE)

A young boy named Flint really, really enjoyed a visit to his school by a local weatherman and has seen fit to promise Weatherman Ramon that if things turn out the way he expects them to, he will be taken care of. The letter reads:

Dear Mr. Ramon,

Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about the weather.

Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed your doughnuts off their horns.
I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel ecnrested.
Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you're more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars, while ingulfed in flames….And in case you didn't know, that's pretty dang sweet.

Sincerely, Flint.

PS. Look on the back for a drawing. ☺

It almost seems a little too creative and hilarious to be a child. Let's hope it's real. According to Austin 360, the letter was sent to KVUE meteorologist Albert Ramon.

Albert Ramon chimes in via twitter to confirm: Story is 100% true! Received the letter from him on Mon. Letter was mailed by his teacher with 30 others from his class. His obviously stood out. Posted to my personal FB, then bam

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[article and pic via HappyPlace.com]