A young boy named Flint really, really enjoyed a visit to his school by a local weatherman and has seen fit to promise Weatherman Ramon that if things turn out the way he expects them to, he will be taken care of. The letter reads:
Dear Mr. Ramon,
Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about the weather.
Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed your doughnuts off their horns.
I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel ecnrested.
Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you're more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars, while ingulfed in flames….And in case you didn't know, that's pretty dang sweet.
PS. Look on the back for a drawing. ☺
It almost seems a little too creative and hilarious to be a child. Let's hope it's real. According to Austin 360, the letter was sent to KVUE meteorologist Albert Ramon.
Albert Ramon chimes in via twitter to confirm: Story is 100% true! Received the letter from him on Mon. Letter was mailed by his teacher with 30 others from his class. His obviously stood out. Posted to my personal FB, then bam
[article and pic via HappyPlace.com]