Tea Party Spaz Ties Sandra Fluke to Vast Jewish-Socialist ConspiracyS

It's the inverse of Godwin's law: As a Tea Party discussion grows longer, the probability of anti-semitism approaches one. It appears we just reached that moment in the discussion of Sandra Fluke, the "slut" who ignited a right-wing witch hunt by daring to discuss her health insurance plan in public.

An apparently well-known man named Brooks Bayne is freaking out about Sandra Fluke's Jewish boyfriend on a Tea Party blog called The Graph:

The term BIll O'Reilly used to describe Bill Mutterperl is "Democratic stalwart". However, as soon as I heard his name in a story about Sandra Fluke, I almost choked, due to my sudden epiphany. Why? Because anyone familiar with Boston and New York political history knows about the wealthy Mutterperl family's long tradition of supporting the typical Jewish variant of socialism.

I wonder if Adam has ever been to a kibbutz.

Adam Mutterperl is the son of one of the most well-connected leftist Jewish families on the East Coast (add the West Coast to that, apparently), with ties to neo-Marxist Brandeis University as decades old donors… and whose father, Bill Mutterperl, worked directly for Paul Volcker, one of Obama's pals, advisors, and Keynesian "stimulus" bill architects.

Ooh, those Jews, so rich and so socialist, at the same time. And Muslim, too, probably. You can't spell "Keynesian" without "Kenyans."

Fun fact: These are literally the same Tea Partiers who accused Occupy Wall Street of anti-semitism.

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