Metal Endorsements Update: UZALA's Chad Remains for Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan the Barbarian

As part of our ongoing project to catalog the 2012 presidential election from a metal point of view, we've been soliciting presidential endorsements from noteworthy American metal musicians. Today: UZALA.

Portland-based doom masters UZALA, through vocalist Chad Remains, refused to make a presidential endorsement — and chose instead to suppor the crowning of a strong and mighty king. If this doesn't shake up the race, I don't know what will:

UZALA wholeheartedly endorses Arnold Schwarzenegger as CONAN THE BARBARIAN for USURPER and KING. Vote now or be crucified upon the Tree of Woe.

Click here for our running list of 2012 Metal Endorsements

Previously:
Metal Endorsements Update: In Defence's Ben Crew for the Exhumed Rotting Corpse of Ronald Reagan
Metal Endorsements Update: Vattnet Viskar for Ru Paul Impregnating Santorum or Ron Paul
Metal Endorsements Update: Sutekh Hexen's Scott Miller for Aesop Dekker
Metal Endorsements Update: Exhumed's Matt Harvey for Ron Paul
Metal Endorsements Update: Omen's Andy Haas for Ron Paul
Metal Endorsements Update: Agalloch
GWAR's Oderus Urungus Endorses Death for All Candidates on 'Wheel of Over-Sized Knives'
Metal Endorsements Update: Testament and Lamb of God

[Illustration by Jim Cooke. Are you the publicist, manager, or close personal friend of a noteworthy American metal musician? Please email me at max@gawker.com! We will let you endorse anyone: Republicans, Democrats, Egyptian gods, mountains in the Pacific Northwest, etc.]