Like The Rest of the World, Charlize Theron is Also Captivated by Michael Fassbender's Penis

Michael Fassbender's Penis had a breakout 2011 thanks to its subdued but nuanced work in Shame, which was hailed by critics and his acting peers as a seminal performance. George Clooney was the first to give Fassbender's Penis high marks during the Golden Globes, but Charlize Theron also took time during the LA Human Rights Gala to say what a thrill it was to work in the presence of such a formidable talent:

"[Fassbender's] Penis was a revelation. I'm available to work with it [Fassbender's Penis] any time," the new mom, 36, said at the Human Rights Campaign gala in Los Angeles, where she was honored with the Ally For Equality award, the L.A. Times reports.

"I have to say that I was truly impressed that you [Fassbender's Penis] chose to play it big," she joked to Fassbender, 34, who later toasted the crowd himself from the podium. "Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. I know because I've worked with them."

It should be noted that Theron failed to make eye contact with Fassbender's Penis while she shared a podium with it. Rude.

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