Max Goldman Wants a Bigger Dick

San Francisco's Contemporary Jewish Museum has launched a lovely exhibition in honor of the Jewish holiday Tu B'Shevat, or New Year for the Trees. One component of the exhibition includes a wishing tree that encourages people to write out and hang their wishes on the branches.

Any wish, any wish at all. Go on ahead, little Max, and ask that tree for that which your heart most desires.

[Via Lady Miss Kate, image from Flickr/Darwin Bell]