Step 1: Take all of the dirty clothes off your floor and throw them onto your bed.
Step 2: Throw a large blanket over said clothes and roll around on top of them till they look relatively flat and even.
Step 3: Decorate bed with colorful throw pillows for a shabby chic sort of vibe—and to draw the eye away from your bed's freakish lumpiness.
Step 4: Take the one question survey below and submit your answer to firstname.lastname@example.org. You could win a P3 V-Bot® Robotic Vacuum.
Step 5: Unleash your new robotic vacuum upon your unwitting dust bunny population.
Step 6: Invite guests over to witness your apartment's transformation. Do not let any of them spend the night.
To enter, send your answer to the survey below to email@example.com with "P3 V-Bot® Robotic Vacuum Contest" as the subject line. Standard contest rules apply. Only open to US residents. Readers may also enter by sending their answer to the survey and their contact information to Gawker Media, Attn: P3 V-Bot® Robotic Vacuum Contest, 210 Elizabeth Street, Third Floor, New York NY 10012. The contest begins on March 1 at 11:59 am EST and ends on March 31 at 11:59 pm EST.