German publication B.Z. has shed some light on the apocalyptic coming together of the Manilow*, Manson, Del Rey trio, pictured together at the Echo Music Awards in Germany: Marilyn Manson and Lana Del Rey are dating. B.Z. is supposedly in possession of photographic evidence that the once-rumored Wonder Years star and forever-rumored self-fellating rocker is having hotel sleepovers with Lana Del Rey.
So Happy Friday, because it will be your last. The end is nigh.
*Barry Manilow's involvement is still unclear, though some kind of Bermuda Triangle explanation has yet to be ruled out.
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