John Edwards: I Did Not Buy That ProstituteS

Political widower with a wandering penis John Edwards has denied a DNAInfo report claiming he purchased sex from accused New York "Millionaire Madam" Anna Gristina. His lawyer announced last night,

Mr. Edwards categorically denies that he was involved with any prostitute or service. These allegations are false, defamatory, and he puts those who would publish or repeat them on notice that they acting with actual malice by reporting or repeating them.

DNAInfo claimed that one of the call girls said she slept with him in 2007. Please. He was completely faithful to the two women he was sleeping with at the same time without telling one of them about the other, back then. [Politico]

Update: Capital NY has more on the Edwards-DNAInfo legal battle.