The Houston Press reports that Tressler's thinly veiled stripper blog, "Diary of an Angry Stripper," has driven her Chronicle colleagues to fury. "She barely bothers to conceal her identity," the Press' source writes. "She 'flaunts' her 'stripper money' around the office."
Meanwhile, Tressler's stripper colleagues are "furious" to be sharing a pole with someone who cares about southern socialites. "It's embarrassing," one of her imaginary colleagues told me. "We're here to flaunt our bushes, not gossip about Bushes," she concluded the conversation we had in my head just now.
* To be continued in my forthcoming novel, "The Devil Aggregates Stories About Stripper Society Reporters," coming soon to a bookstore near you.