Male Journalists Have Epic Bro Down: 'Super Hot Girls Are the Coldest Fish'

Synergy in the Gawker Twitter universe: Esquire writer Chris "Why Don't Women Fuck Me Better?" Jones and Business Insider writer Michael "Quotes Stormfront in Earnest" Dougherty joined forces last night to discuss their feelings about journalistic ethics, battery acid semen, and their wives.

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