Prince Harry In Sexy Polo-Side RescueS

Prince Harry, armed with Aslan's courage, Hercules' strength, and Mr. Clean's sturdy arms, has saved yet another mortal from certain death.

The story reads like Henry James Victorian porn: When U.S. businessman Bash Kazi fell from his horse during a Polo match in Brazil (last month, so what. The pictures are just in NOW), the Prince rushed to the unconscious man's side. Harry then placed Kazi in the "recovery position" and waited with him until assistance arrived.

Sigh. Swoon. Loosen your corset and retire to your fainting couch.

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