RuPaul's Drag Race doesn't confine its stretching and inverting the concept of masculinity to the figurative: the show is a literal assault on the penis. (Has Camille Paglia gushed over this yet?) As if portraying the lighter side of gender fucking weren't audacious enough, the show will at times describe all the gory details of hiding dick for the sake of drag (it's worth noting that its sister show is called Untucked). Such was the case last night, when the remaining queens had to drag-ify some straight(-ish) dads brought in who had no firsthand experience with penis-tucking. Ball negotiation ensued, as did the most platonic man-on-man cock assistance in the gayest forum possible.