2. "By Jaywon Choe," sounds like this writer is Asian.
3. But if he's Asian, shouldn't he be "scarfing up" iPhones?
5. Jaywon Choe + Maureen O'Connor = 1.5 listicle-making Asians
6. Number of "Hamilton Nolan looks racist in this picture" memes that Business Insider is ready to create: 0
Number of "Hamilton Nolan looks racist in this picture" memes that Maureen O'Connor is ready to create: 1
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