Kim and Kanye Were 'Intimate' at a Sexy Naked Theater ThingS

Important update on The Date of the Century: After their movie date to The Hunger Games last night—but before the sleepover that led to a Pizza Goat-approved lunch date and shopping trip—Kim Kardashian and Kanye West stayed "as close and intimate as they could" at Sleep No More, that interactive theater thing with the naked people and sex masks.

And with that, we conclude our wall-to-wall coverage of the 24 hours surrounding the moment when Kim Kardashian's genitals probably touched Kanye West's genitals. If these two aren't married by Sunday, I'm going to feel cheated. [Us, image via Pacific Coast News]