Lana Del Rey Is Dating Axl Rose? And a List of Other Middle-Aged Musicians She Should ConsiderS

It appears that 50-year-old Guns n' Roses frontman Axl Rose and 25-year-old Lana Del Rey are hanging out together at the same time in the same place. Ipso facto, they are dating. The pair were seen leaving mysterious L.A. laboratory Chateau Marmont before disappearing into the night to discuss all the ways in which drastically different parenting methods have impacted the Baby Boomers versus the Millennials. Or maybe vintage tees.

The Rose-Rey combination comes just a few weeks after the supposed Marilyn Manson coupling. Using Del Rey's supposed taste in men, we have taken it upon ourselves to compile a smattering of prospective suitors that she might consider a fine match-up:

  • Bruce Dickenson, Iron Maiden
  • Joseph Bruce, Insane Clown Posse
  • Chad Grey, Mudvayne
  • David Coverdale, Whitesnake
  • Sting
  • Seal
  • All current and/or former members of KoЯn
  • Steven Tyler

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