I know birds do it and bees do it, but grandma and grandpa? Apparently!
SaferSex4Seniors.org, "an independent collective of professional sexuality educators, researchers, authors, trainers, counselors, and therapists," recognizes that being retired means more time for bumping wrinkles with senior strange.
But just because young people are grossed out by the thought of old people doing it, doesn't mean STIs are. In fact, according to the CDC, STI rates among the elderly are ballooning, with over 19,000 cases of chlamydia in 2010 among the 45-to-64-year-old set compared with less than 7,000 in 2000.
Okay, okay. It's not that bad. It's actually kind of endearing. I should be so lucky to get lucky when I'm 64.